Seduced by a Haunted Stapler
Author: Ted Bedford
Format: Kindle Edition
Erotic adventurer Ted Bedford possesses everything necessary to woo the ladies: a finely-trimmed mustache and bowl cut, a clean pair of jorts, a mesmerizing outie belly button named "The Nubbler," and a still-functioning Spin Doctors cassette tape. But when a household stapler catches his eye, Ted finds that even his shaman-granted mystical sensual powers fail him. Can he woo the stapler? Will he seal the deal on a threesome with his Asian coed neighbors? And what's the deal with the sassy raccoon who torments his dreams?
Ted Bedford's debut features roller skating, naked bass playing, unlawful drinking, lots of candy, dream sequences, VHS nude scene cataloging, butt stuff, mouth stuff, fruit stuff, toaster stuff, TV-and-transparent-tape-stuff, belly button stuff, voyeur stuff, and a werewolf.